I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
