If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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