check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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