I seem to have left my pride at pride
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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