so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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