We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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