of course. lets lasso hookers.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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