I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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