I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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