Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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