belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Houston, we have a squirter
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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