My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We talked him into tasing himself.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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