Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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