i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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