oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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