We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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