im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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