Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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