You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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