Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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