are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
two words: eviction party
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
