its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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