I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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