And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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