apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
