Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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