doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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