sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Randomize
