just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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