As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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