so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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