you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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