Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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