I feel like abortions should bother me more
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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