Rock
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Fuck
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Panties = found
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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