Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Found the puke drawer
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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