I wish I could punch you in the face.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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