i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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