glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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