just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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