my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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