im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you win again, gameday.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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