I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
