I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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