Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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