Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
