he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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