we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
