If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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