Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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