Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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