I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I showed him my bush... on skype.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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