he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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